DOGWIFPIXELS — he wif pixels

■ THE LORE

A DOG GOT COMPRESSED
AND SIMPLY DID NOT CARE

Somewhere between 4K and dial-up, a dog got saved at the wrong resolution. Instead of complaining, he put on a hat. Then another hat. Then fourteen hats.

chapter_1.exe — □ ✕

He was a normal dog once. High definition. Smooth edges. Then someone hit export at 32×32 and he's been like this ever since. Vet says it's permanent.

chapter_2.exe — □ ✕

Other dogs got hats and became famous. He looked at the hat. He looked at the pixels. He chose both, plus a clown nose, a tinfoil hat, and a monocle. Overachiever.

chapter_3.exe — □ ✕

Roadmap? The roadmap is also 32×32. Zoom in all you want, it's just one big pixel that says "soon". We think that's beautiful.

(this one genuinely does not work)

■ THE PACK

18 DOGS. 0 PLANS.

Every one of them is the same dog. He keeps changing outfits and pretending we won't notice. We notice. We love him anyway.

■ FIELD TRIPS

HE GOES PLACES

Occasionally he leaves the 32×32 box. The rest of the world is smooth and he refuses to be. These are the receipts.

■ PFP FACTORY

BUILD YOUR OWN WIF

Pick a dog, break him, download him. Fair warning: these are the only buttons on this entire website that actually work.

1 · PICK YOUR DOG

2 · BACKGROUND

3 · ACCESSORIES

* downloads a 640×640 png. slap it on your profile. tell no one where it came from.

■ THE CONTRACT

CA STATUS: LIVE

Fair launch on pump.fun, same entry as everyone else. Copy the address from this box and nowhere else. It ends in pump — check the last four characters before you sign anything. The person in your DMs is not a mod.

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A DOG GOT COMPRESSEDAND SIMPLY DID NOT CARE